What a bunch of dumbasses. Jack Cox, land agent of SME with the PSNC pipeline project just called here. He wants to know if we have any lines buried along the pipeline, like gas lines, electric, phone. I told him I thought HIS boys were supposed to know all that, weren't they? Didn't they have all that mapped out already? Weeellllll, sometimes the homeowners put in other lines.
He said he was calling me to tell me that the pipeline was coming our way. I said I knew that. Could he tell me when?
No, he couldn't. They don't know exactly.
Well, don't you boys have a schedule? It seems like on a project this big you'd be working off some kind of schedule. They'd have to know. Don't they have to have something like that registered down at the planning department?
"Well, I don't have that information."
I asked him when they'd be on my land.
Well, they'll be out there to survey, and mark the 50' easement (nowhere is there legal documentation that that easement is 50' that we can find, by the way).
"When will that be?"
"I don't know that."
Folks, as far as I know, the surveyors have already been out here, and the boundaries are marked.
So, why is this man even calling me? To tell me there's a pipeline going in? Well, gee, I already KNEW that.
Remind me to put a rotisserie chicken carcass out there with some black candles and a few trinkets. Just for funsies.
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